Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter and other low budget films

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter.
While with some close friends one night we began to search for movies to watch off of my freinds laptop when we came across a few. We debated watching Step Brothers, and a few other movies but then we came across one titled Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. "Can we just watch this, like really?" We said with a chuckle and we did. And within minutes Jesus Christ was dancing on the screen running across a town. As the movie went on he shaved his beared and eventually lost his robes and teamed up with Mary Magnum, out to fight the vampires who are out to kill all the lesbians in the world to use their skin to stay in sunlight. Through some ridiculousness and badass fighting Jesus loses his tradiational image of Jesus (he gains piercings, new outfits, and haircuts and no longer looks at all like he did origenally) and they fight Maxine, the head of the vampire killers until the end of the movie when Maxine falls in love with Mary Magnum. It was beyond a ridiculous movie and made us laugh. Maybe offensive to some, but we all found it really great. It was a low budget film with a random plot but it entertained us enough.

More movies top my list as being ridiculous. Attack of the killer tomatoes, a film made years ago. The title basicly speaks for itself about the plot. It was a great ridiculous movie i watched with my dad, complete with a random scene with a polar bear where you could see zipper on the costume attacking two children hiding in a rididuclously fake cave. It was ridiculous and random and made on a very low budget.

Killer Clowns from outer space, was another movie that made me laugh. Alien clowns with guns that shoot popcorn? Ridiculous. Kracken:Tenticles of the deep, a ridiculous movie about Krackens that a friend told me about.

Though low budget, full of not the best acting, these movies fill me with joy and with my friends i want to see more of them such as Redneck Zombies and Wherewolves on Wheels.